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Ever heard of Chuck Norris facts? They are basically ridiculous facts/jokes about the awesome Chuck Norris. Well Forrest Griffin is a former UFC light heavyweight champion and deserves his own joke page! Submit your own facts by scrolling all the way to the bottom of the page and filling in your joke in the text box, and I will post it on the site!
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- Ozzy Ozbourne bites the heads of bats. Forrest Gri...
- Forrest Griffin uses 8 by 10 sheets of plywood as ...
- Ladies, the quickest way to a man's heart is with ...
- Some people enjoy eating frog legs. Forrest Griffi...
- There are no steroids in baseball, just players Fo...
- With the rising price of gasoline, Forrest Griffin...
- Guns don't kill people. Forrest Griffin kills people.
- The square root of Forrest Griffin is pain. Do not...
- Forrest Griffin does not eat. Food understands the...
- Nothing can escape the gravity of black holes. Exc...
- In the bible, Jesus turned water into wine. Then F...
- Forrest Griffin once ate an entire bottle of sleep...
- Forrest Griffin once made a field goal in RJ Stadi...
- Someone once video taped Forrest Griffin getting p...
- The grass is always greener on the other side. Unl...
- Forrest Griffin has no doors. Only walls he walks ...
- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestatio...
- Everybody loves Raymond. Except Forrest Griffin.
- Forrest Griffin doesn't own a house. He walks into...
- The spotlight on top of the Luxor in Las Vegas isn...
- Kryptonite has trace amounts of Forrest Griffin le...
- The chief export of Forrest Griffin is pain.
- Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is military codeword for Forr...
- Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behi...
- Forrest Griffin got his driver's license at the ag...
- Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day....
- Forrest Griffin once went skydiving, but vowed to ...
- Forrest Griffin does not give blood with a syringe...
- Forrest Griffin doesn't churn butter. He leg kicks...
- Forrest Griffin sued Burger King after they refuse...
- Before Forrest Griffin steps into the octagon, he ...
- When Forrest Griffin goes into a crowd of people, ...
- America is not a democracy. It is a Griffintatorship.
- Forrest Griffin doesn't get frostbite. Forrest Gri...
- Forrest Griffin is so fast and has so much stamina...
- Forrest Griffin does not sleep. He waits.
- Outer space exists because it is afraid to live on...
- Forrest Griffin doesn't read books, he simply star...
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he c...
- Forrest Griffin's hand is the only hand that can b...
- The Titanic did not hit an iceburg. The ship was o...
- Global Warming is a myth. Forrest Griffin was cold...
- In the beginning of time, there was nothing. Then ...
- Everyone will die at one point in their life. Exce...
- Forrest Griffin once at a whole cake before his fr...
- Forrest Griffin has never wet the bed, the bed wet...
- What is going through all of Forrest Griffin's vic...
- There is no theory of evolution, just animals Forr...
- When Forrest Griffin goes into water he doesn't ge...
- When Forrest Griffin does push-ups, he doesn't pus...
- If by some incredible space-time paradox, Forrest ...
- The Terminator movies are based on Forrest Griffin...
- When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Forrest Grif...
- Forrest Griffin invented every color. Except pink....
- Forrest Griffin counted to infinity. Twice.
- Forrest Griffin once beat a brick wall in tennis.
- If you google "Forrest Griffin" it returns 0 resul...
- A handicap parking spot does not actually mean you...
- If at first you do not succeed, you are not Forres...
- In any living room there are at least 1,343 items ...
- Forrest Griffin and Chuck Liddell walked into a La...
- Forrest Griffin doesn't own any clocks or watches....
- Back in WW2, Forrest Griffin shot down German plan...
- Forrest Griffin played russian roullette with a fu...
- Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears ...
- Forrest Griffin is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- One time my friend questioned Forrest Griffin. He ...
- Forrest Griffin can win a game of connect four wit...
- A synonym for dead is "Griffined".
- Forrest Griffin can set ants on fire with a magnif...
- Forrest Griffin can slam a revolving door.
- Forrest Griffin can touch MC Hammer.
- Forrest Griffin can read Lady GaGa's poker face.
- Forrest Griffin has no use for a periodic table be...
- Forrest Griffin once clogged a toilet just with hi...
- Forrest Griffin ordered a big mac from Burger King...
- Forrest Griffin can divide by 0.
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