Ever heard of Chuck Norris facts? They are basically ridiculous facts/jokes about the awesome Chuck Norris. Well Forrest Griffin is a former UFC light heavyweight champion and deserves his own joke page! Submit your own facts by scrolling all the way to the bottom of the page and filling in your joke in the text box, and I will post it on the site!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Forrest Griffin eats beef jerky and shits gunpowder which he uses to make bullets. He then uses the bullets to kill more cows and make more jerky. Some call this the "circle of life"