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Ever heard of Chuck Norris facts? They are basically ridiculous facts/jokes about the awesome Chuck Norris. Well Forrest Griffin is a former UFC light heavyweight champion and deserves his own joke page! Submit your own facts by scrolling all the way to the bottom of the page and filling in your joke in the text box, and I will post it on the site!
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- Forrest Griffin's first job was a paper boy. There...
- Forrest Griffin doesn't stub his toes. He accident...
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- Who let the dogs out? Forrest Griffin let the dogs...
- Little know medical fact: Forrest Griffin inveted ...
- Forrest Griffin had the idea to sell his urine as ...
- Forrest Griffin was once in a knife fight. The kni...
- Not everyone Forrest Griffin gets mad at is killed...
- As an infant, Forrest Griffin's parents gave him a...
- Back when Forrest Griffin was training to be a cop...
- When Forrest Griffin was born, he did not drink br...
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to dissemb...
- Human cloning is outlawed because if Forrst Griffi...
- The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alie...
- Some kids play kick the can. Forrest Griffin playe...
- Forrest Griffin was what Willis was talkin' bout
- Most people fear the reaper, Forrest Griffin consi...
- Forrest Griffin never goes to the dentist becaus...
- When Forrest Griffin enters a room, he doesn’t tur...
- Forrest Griffin can drown a fish
- Forrest Griffin can tie his shoes with his feet
- Forrest Griffin once punched a man in the soul
- The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your ...
- Forrest Griffin once killed a bird by throwing it ...
- Forrest Griffin can kill two stones with one bird
- Forrest Griffin once had a heart attack; his heart...
- Forrest Griffin can build a snowman out of rain
- Forrest Griffin doesn’t use pickup lines, he simpl...
- When Forrest Griffin exercises, the machine gets s...
- Forrest Griffin is the only person on the planet t...
- Forrest Griffin has to maintain a concealed weapon...
- Forrest Griffin’s dog is trained to pick up his ow...
- Giraffes were created when Forrest Griffin uppercu...
- When Forrest Griffin gives you the finger, he’s te...
- Forrest Griffin does not hunt because the word hun...
- Forrest Griffin was once on Celebrity Wheel of For...
- Once a cobra bit Forrest Griffin's leg. After 5 da...
- Forrest Griffin died 10 years ago but the grim rea...
- Forrest Griffin was originally supposed to be the ...
- Forrest Griffin's tears cure cancer. Too bad he ha...
- Forrest Griffin's calendar goes straig from March ...
- Hand sanitizers kill 99.9% of germs. Forrest Griff...
- Some people piss their name into snow. Forrest Gri...
- Forrest Griffin can judge a book by it's cover.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true st...
- Forrest Griffin uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.
- Forrest Griffin eats beef jerky and shits gunpowde...
- It is scientifically impossible that Forrest Griff...
- Forrest Griffin does not sleep. He waits.
- Forrest Griffin is the only man in the world who c...
- Tom Clancy had to pay royalties to Forrest Griffin...
- A kick from Forrest Griffin wouldn't kill you. It ...
- Forrest Griffin is responsible for China's overpop...
- Baskin Robbins actually only has 30 flavors. Forre...
- Forrest Griffin shot the sherrif, but he leg kicke...
- Forrest Griffin doesn't bowl strikes. He hits one ...
- Forrest Griffim did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
- Forrest Griffin doesn't play god. Playing is for c...
- Forrest Griffin puts his pants on one leg at a tim...
- When Forrest Griffin was denied an egg McMuffin be...
- When taking the SAT, write "Forrest Griffin" for e...
- Every year Forrest Griffin has to pay taxes he sen...
- Forrest Griffin uses pepper spray to spice up his ...
- It takes Forrest Griffin 20 minutes to watch 60 mi...
- Forrest Griffin proved we are alone in this univer...
- Police label attacking Forrest Griffin a 45-11...a...
- Forrest Griffin was originally in "Street Fighter ...
- Forrest Griffin can taste lies.
- Forrest Griffin will attain statehood in 2011. His...
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